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Subject: FOR THE WOMEN


Age 3: Looks at herself and sees a Queen!

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping
Beauty.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping
Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY
("Mom I can't go to school looking like this!")

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too
short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's
going anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too
short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she
doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too
short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least,
I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she
wants to go.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people
who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and
conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability,
goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and
goes out to have fun with the world.

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