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The 1st Jewish Women President

The year is 2012 and the United States has just elected its
first woman as well as its first Jewish President, Ms. Susan
Vineberg. The President-elect calls her mother a few weeks after
election day and says, "So, Ma, I assume you will be coming to
my inauguration?"

"I don't think so," her mother replies. "It's a ten-hour drive,
your father isn't as young as he used to be and my gout is
acting up again."

"Don't worry about it, Mom," says the future President. "I'll
send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a
limousine will pick you up at your door."

"Oh, I don't know," her mother says, doing what she does
best. "Everybody will be so fancy, I don't know what on earth I
would wear."

"Oh, Mom," replies Susan, "don't worry about it. I'll make sure
you have a wonderful new gown, maybe by Christian Dior."

"Honey," her mother complains, "you know I can't eat those rich
foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry, Mom. The entire
affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York,
kosher all the way. Mom, I want you to come."

So Mom agrees, and on January 21, 2013, Susan Vineberg is being
sworn in as President of the United States of America. In the
front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a
Senator sitting next to her and says, "You see that woman over
there with her hand on the Bible becoming President of the
United States?"

The Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."

"Her brother's a doctor."

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