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Jewish Genie

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding
a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his
last breath when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of
the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object,
pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a
Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop
or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top and out pops
a genie... BUT this is no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to
be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat,
side curls, tzitzies, etc.

"Vell kid," said the genie. "You know how it voiks. You got'm
three wishes."

I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to
trust a Jewish genie!"

"What you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the
genie was right.

"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
drink."

******POOF*********

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever
seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"Okadoky kiddo, what's your second vish?"

My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

*****POOF******

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare old coins and precious gems.

"Okay kid, you got just one more wish. Better should make it a
good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no
matter where I go , beautiful women will always need and want
me!!!"

*****POOF*****

He is turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: ...

If you do business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a
string attached.

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