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This is a little-known tale of how G-d came to give us the Ten
Commandments. G-d first went to the Egyptians and asked them if
they would like a Commandment.

"What's a commandment," they asked.

"Well, it's like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY," replied G-d.
The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that
would ruin our weekends."

So then G-d went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would
like a commandment. They also asked, "What's a commandment?"

"Well," said G-d, "it's like, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our
economy."

So finally G-d went to the Jews and asked them if they wanted a
commandment.

They asked, "How much?"

G-D said, "They're free."

The Jews said, "Great! We'll take TEN."

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