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What I learned in Hebrew School...
These are written by children and have not been retouched or
corrected(i.e., bad spelling has been left in).

What I learned in Hebrew School.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had immaculate contraption.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others
before they do one to you.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to
get the tombstone off the entrance.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles. St. Paul cavorted
to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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