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Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse
when one of them loses $500 on a single hand and drops dead at
the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, they
complete their playing time standing up.

Now, who is going to tell the wife? They draw straws, and
Goldberg who is always a loser picks the short one. They tell
him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! I'm the most discreet guy you will ever meet.
Discretion is mine middle name. Leave it to me."

He goes to the apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers,
asks what he wants. "Your husband just lost $500."

She hollers, "HE SHOULD ONLY DROP DEAD!"

"He did!"

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