Alan's Humorama.com - Alan's Hum-o-Rama.com Joke #4098 of 8246 Jokes, Funnies, and more jokes!

Proving there are more than 30 jokes on the internet...	Filtering: All ratings , excluding Adult jokes

Home
Daily Features
Merchandise!
Gags of the week!
Voted funniest
Voted lamest
Special Funnies
Submit a Joke
Entire Catalog
Other Funny Links
Email Jokemaster

My Favorites!
Bar & Drinking
Blonde
Blonde's Revenge
Computer
Cop/Police
Doctor &Medical
Engineer
Family & Kids
Geographic/Places
Holiday
Hunting/Farming
Irish
Jewish
Kid Safe!
Lawyer
Little Johhnny
Men & Marriage
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Miscellaneous
One-liners
Other Ethnic
Political
Quotes
Redneck
Religious
School/Teaching
Slogans/Stickers
Sports
Yo Mama

Funny T-Shirts
Awesome Pranks!

My logo was done by Vlad Kolarov. Please check with Vlad for your own one!

Keywords:

Sequence:

Jokes-Per-Page:

Rate a Joke

	52 votes up	<- Vote! ->	21 votes down	Laff Factor: R:31

This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to
the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he
asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought
up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she
reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up
the store intercom and said "One box of large condoms to
register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most
of us, up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he
told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and
asked if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel,
picked up the store intercom and said, "One box of medium sized
condoms to register 5."

A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had
witnessed was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual
contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed
some condoms.

She asked him what size, and he said he didn't know. She asked
him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter,
gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said, "Clean up at register 5!"

Report this joke as: Duplicate Wrong Rating Wrong Category

funny jokes blond jokes adult jokes irish jokes gay jokes johnny jokes

funny jokes blond jokes irish jokes adult jokes

Lost? Yeah, me too. So I have a Site Index .

It's all made up, but I have a privacy policy here just like real sites do!

Alan "the Jokemaster" has nothing worth suing over and running this site is bankrupting me, but you're still welcome to read the terms of use for the humorama.com.

funny blond jokes, funny lawyer jokes, funny adult jokes