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An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long
illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed, and
looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for
you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured, you'd best put your
affairs in order."

O'Malley was shocked and saddened. But, being of solid
character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the
doctor's office into the waiting room to his son who had been
waiting. O'Malley said, "Well, son we Irish celebrate when
things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.
In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer. Let's head
for the pub and have a few pints."

After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually
approached by some of O'Malley's old friends who asked what the
two were celebrating. O'Malley told them that the Irish
celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that
they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I
have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'Malley their
condolences, and they had a couple more beers.

After his friends left, O'Malley's son whispered his
confusion. "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from
cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from
AIDS!"

O'Malley said, " I don't want any of them sleeping with your
mother after I'm gone."

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