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ISLAND JOKE

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere...

* 1 Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman

* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a "menage a trois"

* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman

* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them

* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman

* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at
the woman...and started swimming

* While the Swedish woman keeps on bitching about her body being her
own and the true nature of feminism (but at least it's not snowing and
the taxes are low), the two men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide.

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture,
'cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.

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