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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while
he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the
couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?

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