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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of
golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking
around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a
rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground.
Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing
any knickers!

The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a
reason for her state of undress.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allow-
ance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no
one notices."

The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's ten pounds. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get
some knickers."

Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot
on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground.
Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she
wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irish man was livid
and he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of under-
garments.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allow-
ance I cannot afford to buy undergarments."

With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and
said, "Here's five pounds. Go to Woolworth's and get some
knickers."

Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her
foot on an exposed root, tripped up and landed with her skirt
over her head revealing that even she wore no knickers! Her
explanation to her irate husband was the same as the
others: Simply a lack of allowance.

The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's a comb. The least you can do is tidy yourself up a
bit."

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