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Redneck info: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN....
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this"
8. You've got more than one brother named Darryl.
9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
10. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
11. You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
12. Your Junior Prom had a Daycare.
13. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
14. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
15. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
16. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much gas it has in it.
17. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
18. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
19. Your daddy walks you to school because you are both in the same
grade.
20. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
21. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
22. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
23. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
24. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
25. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
26. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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