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HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE 90's:

1. You tried to enter your password on your microwave.
2. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted".
3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in 3 years.
4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
5. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him dinner is ready.
6. He e-mails you back: "What's for dinner?"
7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next-door neighbor yet this year.
8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
9. Your daughter just bought one CD containing all the records you and
your college roommate used to play.
10. You check the ingredients of a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains echinacea.
11. You are concerned that your blow dryer isn't Y2K compliant.
12. You have more frequent flyer accounts than bank accounts.
13. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox, asking you to send her a JPEG file of your nwborn so she can create a screen saver.
14. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
15. You did more comparison shopping for an all-purpose carrying case for your laptop than you did for your car.
16. That car cost more than your first house did.
17. You haven't dealt with a bank teller in a decade but can operate your local ATM with your eyes closed.
18. Your kids are getting about as old as you were when you went to your
first Grateful Dead concert.
19. Your daughter just sold more Girl Scout cookies via her web site than the rest of the troop did door-to-door.
And...........
20. If you'd have listened to some good advice when the Dow was at 1000,
you wouldn't be wasting time on this e-mail.

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