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Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss.

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
over everything, and then leaves.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the
employee headcount, leaving the brass with clean hands.

CLM - Career Limiting Move.  Used among microserfs to describe
ill-advised activity.  Trashing your boss while he or she is within
earshot is a serious CLM.

Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
designed to solve.

Dilberted - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.  Derived from
the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character.
"I've been Dilverted again. The old man revised the specs for the
fourth time this week."

Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning
to leave the company or department soon.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message,
"404 Not Found."  Used as in: "Don't bother asking him....he's 404,
man."

Generica - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the
same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls,
subdivisions. Used as in "We were so lost in generica that I forgot
what city we were in."

Oh-No Second - that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize
that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking an electronic device
to get it to work again.

Umfriend - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed
intimate relationship, as in "This is Dyan, my......um.......friend."

Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

Idea Hamsters - People who always seem to have their idea generators
running.

Mouse Potato - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.

Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
going on.

SITCOMs - What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of
them stops working to stay home with the kids.  Stands for Single
Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Squirt the Bird - to transmit a signal to a satellite.

Starter Marriage - A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce
with no kids, no property, and no regrets.

Stress Puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

Swiped Out - An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Tourists - People who take training classes just to get a vacation
from their jobs.  Example, "We had three serious students in the
class; the rest were just tourists."

Treeware - Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

Xerox Subsidy - Euphemsm for swiping free photocopies from one's
workplace.

Going Postal - Euphemism for being totally stressed out, for losing
it. Makes reference to the unfortunate track record of postal
employees who have snapped and gone on shooting rampages.

Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in
an office or work group.

Chips and Salsa - Chips = hardware.  Salsa = Software.  i.e., "Well
first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your
salsa."

G.O.O.D. Job - A "Get Out Of Debt" job. A well-paying job people take
to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are
solvent again.

Irritainment - Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying
but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials
were a prime example.

DeInstalled - Euphemism for being fired.  Heard on the voicemail of a
Vice-President at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the
number of a deInstalled vice- president. Please dial our main number
and ask the operator for assistance." See also, "Decruitment."

Vulcan Nerve Pinch - The taxing hand position required to reach all
the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the warm
re-boot for a MAC II computer involves simultaneously pressing the
Control key, the Command key, the Return key, and the Power On key.

Yuppie Food Stamps - The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs
everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We
owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."

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