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The Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

15 Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."

14 Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

13 Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."

12 MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

11 Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"

10 Iguana: "The other green meat."

9 Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!"

8 Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

7 Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

6 Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!"

5 Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"

4 Trojans: "Just add meat."

3 Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

2 Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"

1 Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"



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