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A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?" Her mom says, "No, because the dog is in
heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father.
I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take
Susie for a walk around the block. I asked mom but she said the
dog was in heat and that should ask you." Her dad said, "Bring
Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and
scrubbed the dog's butt with it and said, "OK, you can go now
but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the
block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog
on the leash. Her dad said, "Where's Susie?" The little girl
said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and
there's another dog pushing her home."

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