Alan's Humorama.com - Alan's Hum-o-Rama.com Joke #2175 of 8246 Jokes, Funnies, and more jokes!

Proving there are more than 30 jokes on the internet...	Filtering: All ratings , excluding Adult jokes

Home
Daily Features
Merchandise!
Gags of the week!
Voted funniest
Voted lamest
Special Funnies
Submit a Joke
Entire Catalog
Other Funny Links
Email Jokemaster

My Favorites!
Bar & Drinking
Blonde
Blonde's Revenge
Computer
Cop/Police
Doctor &Medical
Engineer
Family & Kids
Geographic/Places
Holiday
Hunting/Farming
Irish
Jewish
Kid Safe!
Lawyer
Little Johhnny
Men & Marriage
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Miscellaneous
One-liners
Other Ethnic
Political
Quotes
Redneck
Religious
School/Teaching
Slogans/Stickers
Sports
Yo Mama

Funny T-Shirts
Awesome Pranks!

My logo was done by Vlad Kolarov. Please check with Vlad for your own one!

Keywords:

Sequence:

Jokes-Per-Page:

Rate a Joke

	19 votes up	<- Vote! ->	1 votes down	Laff Factor: R:18

A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party
by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit
nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's
very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask
him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them
off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy
started dancing with her, and little by little he started
kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby
be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time
later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her
neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the
baby's name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few
minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What
will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her
clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once
more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be
called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off
his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of
this one... David Copperfield!

Report this joke as: Duplicate Wrong Rating Wrong Category

funny jokes blond jokes adult jokes irish jokes gay jokes johnny jokes

funny jokes blond jokes irish jokes adult jokes

Lost? Yeah, me too. So I have a Site Index .

It's all made up, but I have a privacy policy here just like real sites do!

Alan "the Jokemaster" has nothing worth suing over and running this site is bankrupting me, but you're still welcome to read the terms of use for the humorama.com.

funny blond jokes, funny lawyer jokes, funny adult jokes