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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab
of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of
expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I
carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked
it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife
suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my
sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder
and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I
noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It
was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster.

It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my
tongue protruding.

With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of
routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later my wife said, "Now you know why they call that
mustard 'Poupon.'"

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