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It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent
their wedding night with the young man's parents.

In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely
breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs and called for them
to come down for breakfast. After a long wait the family ate
without the newlyweds. The mother said, "I wonder why they never
came down to eat?"

The grooms young brother said, "Mommy, I think -- "

"Oh shut up, I don't want to hear what you think!" said the
mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the
younger brother.

At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful meal and
again called the young couple to eat. After another long wait
the family proceeded to eat, and after the meal was completed
the mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down
to eat?" Once again the younger brother started to speak, but
was interrupted by the mother.

At dinner time once again the mother cooked a very elaborate
meal, had the table set perfect and called the newlyweds to join
the family for dinner. After another long wait the mother once
again questioned why they had not come downstairs all day.

The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think -- "

"Well what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather
irritated.

"I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline
last night, he got my model plane glue instead."

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