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You might be an Arkansas redneck if.......

You can't take a nap without a least one hand tucked inside your pants.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

There's an expired license plate hanging on your living room wall.

You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.

You think the Bud Bowl is real.

Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.

You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

Your chili's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.

You have a refrigerator just for beer.

Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

The trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.

Your prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

You did not put the pink plastic flamingos in your front yard as a
joke.

You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

Your Fourth of July cookout was ruined because someone got drunk and burned the Spam.

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