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Three guys go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail.
They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none
of them can remember what they have done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has
any last words. He says,"I am from the Baylor School of Divinity and
I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the
innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure
God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the
University of Virginia School of Law and I believe in the eternal
power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The
switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law
is on this guy's side and let him go.

The last one is strapped in and says, "Well I'm a Naval Academy
Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never
electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires."

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