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Management & Hot Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced
altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and
shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied: "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and
41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west
longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"Yes, I am" replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help so far."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where
you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea
how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your
problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you
were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

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