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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental
Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were
driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on
their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down
the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously
ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's
occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck
halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they
to do?

"I know", said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting,
propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some
Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement, Change
Management, Re-Engineering and Service Integration, find a
solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no", said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too
long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got
my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip
down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we
can be on our way."

"Well", said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I
think we should push the car back up the road and see if it
happens again."

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