{alttagspam}
{alttagspam}
Proving there are more than 30 jokes on the internet...
 Filtering: All ratings , excluding Adult jokes     
 

Home
Daily Features
Merchandise!
Gags of the week!
Voted funniest
Voted lamest
Special Funnies
Submit a Joke
Entire Catalog
Other Funny Links
Email Jokemaster


My Favorites!
Bar & Drinking
Blonde
Blonde's Revenge
Computer
Cop/Police
Doctor &Medical
Engineer
Family & Kids
Geographic/Places
Holiday
Hunting/Farming
Irish
Jewish
Kid Safe!
Lawyer
Little Johhnny
Men & Marriage
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Miscellaneous
One-liners
Other Ethnic
Political
Quotes
Redneck
Religious
School/Teaching
Slogans/Stickers
Sports
Yo Mama
Funny T-Shirts
Awesome Pranks!

Get Firefox!



My logo was done by Vlad Kolarov. Please check with Vlad for your own one!

Keywords:
      Sequence:
Jokes-Per-Page:

Rate a Joke


3 votes up
<- Vote! ->
3 votes down
Laff Factor:
PG:0
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some
distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer
thought and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the
other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train
had stopped, and made the following announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen,
I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both
engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good
news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

Report this joke as: Duplicate   Wrong Rating   Wrong Category  
funny jokes blond jokes adult jokes irish jokes gay jokes johnny jokes
     
funny jokes blond jokes irish jokes adult jokes
Google
Web humoama.com



Lost? Yeah, me too. So I have a Site Index.

It's all made up, but I have a privacy policy here just like real sites do!

Alan "the Jokemaster" has nothing worth suing over and running this site is bankrupting me, but you're still welcome to read the terms of use for the humorama.com.




















funny blond jokes, funny lawyer jokes, funny adult jokes