{alttagspam}
{alttagspam}
Proving there are more than 30 jokes on the internet...
 Filtering: All ratings , excluding Adult jokes     
 

Home
Daily Features
Merchandise!
Gags of the week!
Voted funniest
Voted lamest
Special Funnies
Submit a Joke
Entire Catalog
Other Funny Links
Email Jokemaster


My Favorites!
Bar & Drinking
Blonde
Blonde's Revenge
Computer
Cop/Police
Doctor &Medical
Engineer
Family & Kids
Geographic/Places
Holiday
Hunting/Farming
Irish
Jewish
Kid Safe!
Lawyer
Little Johhnny
Men & Marriage
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Miscellaneous
One-liners
Other Ethnic
Political
Quotes
Redneck
Religious
School/Teaching
Slogans/Stickers
Sports
Yo Mama
Funny T-Shirts
Awesome Pranks!

Get Firefox!



My logo was done by Vlad Kolarov. Please check with Vlad for your own one!

Keywords:
      Sequence:
Jokes-Per-Page:

Rate a Joke


0 votes up
<- Vote! ->
0 votes down
Laff Factor:
PG:0
Hooked on Ebonics
Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.
5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.
7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody
oughta give dat catacomb.
8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.
15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I
couldn't find a tripoli.
17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

Report this joke as: Duplicate   Wrong Rating   Wrong Category  
funny jokes blond jokes adult jokes irish jokes gay jokes johnny jokes
     
funny jokes blond jokes irish jokes adult jokes
Google
Web humoama.com



Lost? Yeah, me too. So I have a Site Index.

It's all made up, but I have a privacy policy here just like real sites do!

Alan "the Jokemaster" has nothing worth suing over and running this site is bankrupting me, but you're still welcome to read the terms of use for the humorama.com.




















funny blond jokes, funny lawyer jokes, funny adult jokes