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Ole, Lena and Sven were lost in the woods of Northern Minnesota and were becoming desperate, having run out of food several days ago. It was winter, the snow was deep, their situation was looking very bleak.

When Ole dug down into the snow to look for nuts, he found an oil lamp and, upon rubbing it to get the snow off, a genie came out. The genie says, "I am da great genie of Nordern Minnesooooooota and I can granteach of you vun vish."

Ole says, "I vish I vas back on da farm." Poof, Ole was gone.

Lena quickly says, "I vish I vas back on da farm wit Ole," Poof, Lena was gone.

Sven was sitting there looking sad, and the genie finally says, "Sven, vat is your vish?" and Sven says, "Gee, I'm really lonely. I vish Ole and Lena were here with me".

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