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The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination he came out and
told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news. The bad
news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the testicles.

The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have
sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it
atlength. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained
the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, 'I agree,
but under four conditions.'

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.
Over the noise a single voice asked, 'And what are the four conditions?'
The room stilled.

There was a long pause....

The Pope replied, 'First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see
with whom she is having sex.'

'Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is
having sex.'

'And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with
whom she is having sex, she can tell no one.'

After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
'And the fourth condition?'

The Pope replied, 'Big tits.'

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