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A man once had an extremely bad case of hemorrhoids. He decided to go to the doctor, who prescribed him some tablets to take.

"However," said the doctor, "because this is such a severe case of hemorrhoids, these tablets will have to be given anally." The said doctor than gave his patient the tablet via the anus. "Also, you will have to have another one today at seven o'clock, and another one every twelve hours for the next week."

The man thanked the doctor and went home. At seven, his girlfriend was at his house, and he asked her if she could give him the pill. She agreed, and placed one hand on her boyfriend's shoulder, and gave him the pill. With that, the man promptly screamed.

"Are you okay, honey? Did that hurt much?"

"No, it didn't hurt," replied the man, "I just realized that when the doctor gave me the pill, he put two hands on my shoulders!"

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