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Mechanic vs. Heart Surgeon

Morris, the loudmouth mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the
motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.Michael
DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service
manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.

Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey! Is dat you? Come on
ova' here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the
mechanic was working on the car.

Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also
open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I
finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da
big bucks, when you an' me is doing basically da same work?"

Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic.
"Try doing it with the engine running."

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