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Queen Elizabeth was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals,and during
her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.

"Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning
of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explained, "I am sorry your majesty, this
man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll
become swollen.

"Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a
medical problem existed." On the same floor, they soon passed a room
where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said
the queen, "what's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan"

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