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A very short lady goes to her doctor's office complaining of an rritated
crotch. After an examination the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?"

"Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains." she replies.

"Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later its raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at
the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to
help me!"

"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the table.

"Oh, yes, I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry
ma'am this won't hurt a bit."

The short lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, ma'am, try that."

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great,
Doc, what did you do?!"

To which the doctor replied, "I just took a couple of inches off the top
of your rain boots."

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