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An old man comes home from the doctor and says to his wife that the doctor only gave him a few months to live. His wife says "that's terrible, anything I can do to make you more comfortable just ask." he thinks for a while and then says " What's in the box under the bed? You know I promised you on our wedding day I would never ask what's in the box or look in it but with me having only a few months to live what difference does it make. His wife goes and gets the box then removes the lid and hands it to him. The old man looks inside and sees three eggs and $100,000.00 He asks his wife "what do they mean?" she says that every time the had sex and it was not very good for her she put an egg in the box. He's feeling pretty good now after all they've been married for forty years and there's only three eggs in the box. He asks her about the 100 thousand dollars.

She says "well every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them."

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