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This gay guy is in the doctor's office when the doc comes in and
says, "I'm sorry, but you have contracted HIV". The gay guy is
immediately shocked and says, "Doc, what should I do?"
The doctor says, "Well, the first thing you should do is fly to
Mexico. When you get there, eat all the Mexican food you can eat.
Tacos,nachos, beans, and all that. Also, drink all the water you can, and none of that bottled crap, pure Mexican water, and as much as you can drink. Then eat all of the fresh fruit you can eat. Just keep eating and drinking the whole time you stay down there."

So the gay guy, a little confused, asks, "So is all that going to help?"

The doc says, "No, but it will teach you what your asshole is supposed to be used for."

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