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Dilbert Newsletter 25.0
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To: Dogbert's New Ruling Class (DNRC)
From: Scott Adams
Date: July 1999

(Highlights)

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The cafeteria at work has announced its latest plans. They have displayed big signs saying "Customers: Our Most Important Ingredient."

Stay clear of the meatballs!!

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[Note: I left this one in the original wording because I liked his closing line so much.]

I live in Brazil. I work on computers. The new manager has discovered that he needs a modem on his computer, so he calls me.

The talk was like this:

Manager: I need a modem. What do you recommend?

Me: I recommend the 56000 modem.

Manager: NO! That is so much expensive! What else?

Me: Well, maybe the 33600 or 14400.

Manager: Still expensive! What's the cheapest?

Me: Humpf! Exists the modem of 2400, but is
hard to find!

Manager: Ok, Ok, I'll buy this! (To secretary) Make me a check of $2,400.00!

Can you believe it?! My wish was to jump to his neck and kill him!

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Recently we underwent a reorganization and my boss wanted a new catchy name for our group. Without any input from us, he decided to call our group "Product Information Systems" or PIS for short. A particularly witty co-worker asked to make up some posters with our new name to let everyone know of the name change. Our boss agreed. My co-worker made up posters and put them all over the office that said "PIS. We're #1" in big yellow letters. My boss changed our name back.

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