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Subject: The following is submitted in order to finally put the school's
software and hardware computer needs on the right track.

Summary: Defining a lower cost alternative to the previously planned NT
and Win 98 system conversions which will simultaneously address the
Y2K issues we will soon face.

Proposal/Implementation: All computers should be removed by January
1, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound and viable reasons for this decision:

Talking Points:
1. Y2K solutions required.
2. No technical glitches to hinder real work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
4. Reduction in technical support calls will reduce our costs
associated with maintaining our I.S. help desk.
5. Reduction in hardware costs.
6. Elimination of all software license fees.
7. Reduction in the amount of training necessary for new hires.
8. Can be used at the desktop as well as away from the office due its
extreme portability.
9. Extremely low cost makes them disposable (when one breaks, we
will simply replace it).
10. We can now hire 1st graders to do your job (Job security for some
who fear technology).

Discussion: In anticipation of the questions some of you will
undoubtedly have regarding this corporate decision, we have prepared a
list of the most

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) from the newly formed
Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it."

Closing: I hope that this will go a long way in defining future computer
purchases and further implementation of technology.

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