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SMOKIN'!

After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor,
incognizant biologic called the system maker's technical support
line for assistance.

Tress: "Hello. How can I help you today?"

Biologic: "There's smoke coming from the power supply on my
computer."

Tress: "Looks like you need a new power supply."

Biologic: "No, I don't. I just need to change the startup files."

Tress: "Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You
need to replace it."

Biologic: "No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the
system startup files to fix the problem. All I need is
for you to tell me the right command."

For the next 10 minutes, in spite of Tress's efforts to explain
the problem and its solution, Biologic adamantly insisted that he
was right. So, in frustration, Tress finally responded, "I'm
sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an
undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem."

Biologic: "I knew it!"

Tress: "Just add the line "LOAD NOSMOKE.COM" at the end of the
CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let
me know how it goes."

About 10 minutes later, Tress received a call back from Biologic.

Biologic: "It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking."

Tress: "Well, what version of DOS are you using?"

Biologic: "MS-DOS 6.22."

Tress: "Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't
include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and
ask for a patch. Let me know how it all works out."

When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again.

Biologic: "I need a new power supply."

Tress: "How did you come to that conclusion?"

Biologic: "Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what
you said, and he started asking me questions about the
make of the power supply."

Tress: "What did he tell you?"

Biologic: "He said my power supply isn't compatible with
NOSMOKE."


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