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Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike Helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like.....Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High Heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Curling Irons.
They're always hot and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like.....Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long
he will last.

Men are like......slinkies
Its fun to watch them fall down stairs

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