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DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a
port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last
resort, and the address of the memory makes your
floppy disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed
by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts
your window in the trash,and your data is
corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your
system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at
your house, says the network is connected to
the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel on another protocol, that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in
the window are as wavy as a souse, then
you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang, cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting
sloppy on the disk, and the macrocode
instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and
you'll want to RAM your ROM,
quickly turn off the computer and be sure
to tell your mom.

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