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Technology for Country Folk...

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF: Don¹t add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain¹t in the winter time.
10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it¹s cold outside.
11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it¹s black fly season.
12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
14. MICRO CHIP: Whut¹s in the bottom of the munchie bag.
15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix¹s wife.
17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C¹mon in y¹all"
24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain¹t Œmember whut ya
said fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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