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Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a
test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I
would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the
system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out
trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the
system for them and they would go on their merry way.

One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such
a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it
was 'DOME' and, just to be playful, told her the price for me
being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation
of the meaning of her password. She became very embarrassed over
the phone and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret. I
of course replied that I would not give her system access until
she did. After negotiating for several minutes she finally
acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password
meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.

"Well, what does it mean?", I asked.

She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words."

There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply
said, "Have a nice day".

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