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Stupid Criminals

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
and wrote "this iz a stikkup. put all your muny in this bag." While
standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and
crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line,
he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising
from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor,
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written
on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out
a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat
defeated, the man said "OK" and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called
the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in
line back at Bank of America.
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead
of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several
days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another
picture... of handcuffs.
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A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car
phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the
guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to
buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.
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R.C.G, 21 walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car
computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighbourhood. When he asked
how the system worked, the officer asked him for identification. He gave
them his drivers license, they entered it into the computer, and
moments later they arrested him because information on the screen showed he
was wanted for a two year old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
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A Guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all
the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on
the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he
refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber
said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he
didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license
out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over,
and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the
bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got
off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled
first bandit shot him.

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