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Year 2000 Safe Program

This memo is to announce the development of a new software
system, which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known
as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS
to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so
that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look
at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so
currently only one person at a time can use MYASS.

This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Some
employees have begun using the program already. This morning I
walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find
that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical
people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary
said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS
before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she
admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually
looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss
MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS.
Upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and
we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection
will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will
encompass all information associated with the business. As you
begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in
MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be
commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and
say, "here, stick this in MYASS."

It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our
employee can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of
MYASS."

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