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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and
God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God
said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two
hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They
sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes
before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the
sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity
finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's
gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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