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You're a redneck if:

You go to sams or wal-mart to see a movie

Your business car is a John-Deere

when you eat fish, there's bullets in it

you think and ipod is a plant and an mp3 is a gun

going to McDonalds is a special occasion

when somebody says who wants hamburgers, you say "don't you mean Bambi burgers."

you think spam mail is when somebody mails you the food spam.

ARE YOU A REDNECK

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On his wedding night a young redneck calls his pa to tell him he shot his new bride because she's still a virgin. "Damn it, Billy Ray, why you'd do that for?" asks the father. He answers, "Pa, if she ain't good 'nuf fer her family, she ain't good 'nuf fer ours!"

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You Might be in a Texas Country Church if:

1. The doors are never locked.

2. The Call to Worship is "Y'all come on in!".

3. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the Ark.

4. The Preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and five guys stand up.

5. The restrooms are outside.

6. A member requests to be buried in his four-wheel drive truck because, "I ain't ever been in a hole it couldn't get me out of."

7. In the annual stewardship drive there is at least one pledge of "two calves."

8. When it rains, everybody's smiling.

9. The church directory doesn't have last names.

10. Baptism is referred to as "branding".

11. There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank.

12. Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable.

13. The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come on back now, ya hear?"

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With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor",
Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are
given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to
Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper
sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to
steal your guns!" First one back wins.

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You're A HIGH-TECH REDNECK if...

You ever refer to your computer as "Old Bessie."

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