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Q=have u seen the movie "constipated"?

A=i haven't. it never came out!

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Famous Books Never Written

1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont
2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo First
4. The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair
5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin
6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
7. Chinese Castration by Won Hong Low
8. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
9. Sliding Down a Banister by Dick Burns
10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
11. Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Poo
12. Over-Populated China by Wee Fukum Yung
13. Spot on the Wall by Mister Completely
14. Blood River by Kotex Kid
15. Losing My Virginity by Willie Douet
16. Trails in the sand by Peter Dragon
17. Falling off a cliff by Eileen Dover
18. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
19. French Birth Control by Jacque TuTight
20. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
21. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein
22. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
23. I Was Prepared by Justin Case
24. Oriental Sexuality by Hang Ing Lo
25. Overpopulation in Hawaii by Kamon Yawanaleime
26. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
27. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels
28. Russian Torture by W.H.O. Bityourcockoff
29. Secrets of Oral Sex by Heywood Jablomey
30. Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
31. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous
32. The Female Body by Mike Hunt
33. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
34. Thirty years in the saddle by Major Asburn
35. Practical proctology by Bea Hind.
36. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid.
37. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender.
38. My life as a dyslexic by Bass Ackwards.
39. How things work by Wyatt Dunne.
40. Breathing lessons by Hal E. Tosis.
41. "Recipes for Hot Salsa", by Hal Apeno
42. "The Art of Jumping off a clif", by Sue Icide
43. "A Man with Guts", by Harry Kerry
44. "Ho to Make Festive Christmas Decorations", by Holly Berry
45. "Make up Your mind", by D. Cision
46. "The Insomniac", by Eliza Wake
47. "How to Avoid Food Poisoning", by Sam O'Nella
48. "Questions From an Italian Taylor", by Euripides
49. "Lawyers' Guide to High Earnings", by Susan Wins & Bill Padder
50. "Middle Eastern Sandwich Recipes", by Pete Abread
51. "Programming in C++", by I.O. Stream
52. "Revenge of the Tomcat" by Claude Balls
53. "The History of the mini skirt" by Seymour Legg
54. "hernia" by Wung Hung Hai and Wung Hung Lo.

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HOW TO HAVE FUN ORDERING PIZZA:

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

8. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

9. Change your accent every three seconds.

10. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

11. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

12. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

13. Imitate the order taker's voice.

14. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

15. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

16. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired.

17. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little
more OOMPH this time."

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Q. What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?

A. Lean beef!!!

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There were three boys on their school holidays walking around the streets. One was called Poo, the other Shut-Up, and the last was Manners. As they were walking around a corner, Poo got his foot stuck in a drain. Manners stayed with him while Shut-Up went to find someone to help. After a while Shut-Up managed to find a police-man. He asked the police-man for help and the he agreed, but first he wanted to know Shut-Up's name. He replied "Shut-Up," and the police-man said that that was not very nice so he asked again what his name was. "Shut-Up," he replied yet again. The police-man asked once again what his name was. "SHUT-UP!" he shouted. The police-man annoyed said to him, "Where are your manners?" Shut-Up replied "Round the corner picking up poo."

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