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A lady goes to the doctor complaining of having a bad odor. The lady tells the doctor that she washes and washes and washes and still has a terrible odor.

The doctor asks "Miss Jones, exactly how do you wash?".

Miss Jones replies "Well, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible, then I start at my feet and wash up as far as possible".

The doctor in dismay replied "Well Miss Jokes, try washing possible!!!!"

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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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The desperate new patient tells his therapist he feels as if nobody cares or even know he's alive. The doctor turns and says, "Next!"

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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILE LYING ON THE OPERATING TABLE

1. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy."

2. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

3. "Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

4. "There go the lights again..."

5. "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"

6. "Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off?"

7. "What's this doing here?"

8. "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

9. "Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?"

10. "OK, now take a picture from this angle."

11. "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."

12. "Aauugh!! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"

13. "Man, I think I'm going to sneeze. Maybe not...yes....no... Oh well. Hand me the scalpel and let's get on with this."

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Q. Why was the blonde sad when she got her physical?

A. Because she got an "F for sex.

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