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585 jokes in the category Blonde
One day a blonde hits a truck from behind. The guy steps out and draws a circle on the road, tells her to stand in the circle and not to step out. So the guys starts messin' with her car. He breaks her windsheld, she laughs. He turns around an says, "what's so funny?" She says, "nothing." He turns back around mad that she's laughing, so he starts keying her car. She laughs harder. So he turns back around an says, "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" She says, "nothing, nothing." The guy is getting madder so he slits her tires. She's laughing so hard she can't breathe. The guys says, "what is so funny? The blonde says, "While you where turned around I stepped out of the circle 3 times"....
There was a blonde and a brunette walking through the woods. The brunette looks down and said, "oh my gosh there's a dead bird!" The blonde looks up and says, "where?"
There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead who were all news reporters going to iraq.
Q: how does a blonde try to kill a bird?
Q. what happened the blonde who listened to the match?
