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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde,
Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second
blonde, Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops
the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you
understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the
bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you
understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Buffie.

Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One
minute passes . . Two minutes pass .. . . Seven minutes
pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's
got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the
bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while
he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away,Judy
says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie
up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

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