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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel. He went
up to the pimp, and asked him what he had.

The pimp showed him a blonde whore for $50, but she was far too
expensive.

The pimp then showed him a brunette for $10, but she was also
too expensive.

Finally the pimp showed him a whore for $1, who happened to have
her legs open ready.

The man agreed, but the pimp said he must wear a black condom.

So the man wore the condom and bonked his heart out and had the
time of his life. He enjoyed it so much he went back the next
day for the same $1 whore, and again had to wear a black condom.

Again the prostitute had her legs open ready.

When he went the day after, he asked the pimp "why he must wear
a black condom?"

The pimp told him "To show respect for the dead."

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