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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that
they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane
landed, they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The
next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in
their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying
a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead"
gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward
them.

They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them she
turned to them, smiled and said, " good morning father, good
morning father" nodding and addressing each of them
individually, then passed on by. they were both stunned - how
in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more
outrageous outfits - these were so loud, you could hear them
before you even saw them - and again they settled on the beach
in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the
same gorgeous blonde. wearing a string bikini this time, came
walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses,
because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "good
morning father", "good morning father", and started to walk
away.

One of the priest couldn't stand it and said, "just a minute
young lady. Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did YOU know?"

"Oh father, don't you recognize me,- - - - - - - I'm Sister
Angela."

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